PRINCE CHARMING HAS ARRIVED

For a limited time only, approximately until the year 2050 or at

least until someone is foolish or kindhearted enough to marry me, I’m offering women

from all over the world the opportunity of a lifetime by giving them a chance to win

a date with me. How can this possibly be you ask? How can someone as handsome,

charismatic, and intelligent as me still be unattached and single well into his

thirties? Well, if I may, let me modestly put it to you like this. Does the beauty

of the Mona Lisa only exist for one? Does the sun only shine to give life to a

few? Do the rains only nourish a small group or trio? So let it be with me as

well. Now in order for someone to even have a snowball’s chance in Antarctica of

winning a date with me, they must first qualify and be eligible under the strict

guidelines of being a female at least eighteen years of age and breathing, no

exceptions!

Winners must also assume full and total financial responsibility for

all costs in and of the date itself and agree to release Paul the Loser from any

and all liability that may or may not be the direct or indirect result of our date

including but not limited to stalking, pain and suffering, bodily injury, and or

mental anguish.

So

ladies, if all of this sounds good to you and you qualify, (And I don’t know why it

wouldn’t) please email me at, teardropsofaloser@rocketmail.com and I’ll get back

to you as soon as possible. Sending naked, partially naked, erotic, or even fully

clothed photographs of yourself will garner a faster response though is by no means

necessary.

Thank you ladies and good luck to all of you!

Sincerely, Paul the Loser